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Happy Spouse, Happy House.
It's a 2 way street, us guys don't have to be unhappy either.
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Happy Spouse, Happy House.
It's a 2 way street, us guys don't have to be unhappy either.
Speaking of happy spouses, I've been gone for two weeks working. When my wife picked me up at the airport she said "do you notice how clean your truck is" as she passed her hand along the dash. I said "it looks great, I was just thinking about doing this on the plane ride". I said "the other one is really dusty from the dunes". She said "not any more, cause I cleaned that one too".

She got really lucky when I finally married her after dating on and off for 15 years. That was 21 years ago.
 
Speaking of happy spouses, I've been gone for two weeks working.
now that you know what makes her happy, keep doing it. makes her so happy you're gone, she cleans your toys!

if i went home and my truck or any of my toys were cleaned, it'd be an idicator that she moved someone else in and gave my shit to them.
 
now that you know what makes her happy, keep doing it. makes her so happy you're gone, she cleans your toys!

if i went home and my truck or any of my toys were cleaned, it'd be an idicator that she moved someone else in and gave my shit to them.
LMFAO..........my stuff is usually pretty clean, I can't stand dirty equipment. I usually clean it a day or two after a trip.

I will say, she's about the easiest person to get along with, has her own career, raised three kids, never spends money, keeps the house in order, and never complains......except when I deserve it.
 
and never complains......except when I deserve it.
Wait, I'm confused, so she is ALWAYS complaining? Cause Lord knows you probably deserve it!

When mine says she is going to find another man, I tell her 'GREAT, have him mow the lawn and power wash the house!'
 
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Wait, I'm confused, so she is ALWAYS complaining? Cause Lord knows you probably deserve it!

When mine says she is going to find another man, I tell her 'GREAT, have him mow the lawn and power wash the house!"
LOL......mine mowed the yard and did some landscaping while I was gone too. She's a teacher, so I think she's board. She's going on trip with her best friend from high school next week..... I'm skipping housework and going to the lake!
 
I got a buddy who knew his wife blew a bunch of money on something without telling him, but he wouldn't say nothing about it. I asked him why he didn't confront her, he said "one of these days I'm gonna do something stupid. When she catches me on it I'll be able to throw it back in her face." Maybe that's why she cleaned your trucks. To have something in the bag in case you catch her doing something wrong?
 
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